Patagonia: More Than A Clothing Company

Team Pea recently traveled to Patagonia, a part of the world so remote that we couldn’t publish blog posts along the way. It’s not like we we were roughing it in tents, going unbathed for days, and, God forbid, having no access to beer or wine. We knew that we would have poor wifi (or for four days, none at all) and less than adequate cellular connections, so we left our laptops and iPads at home and captured the highlights of each day in a well worn, non-digital, travel journal. Consequently, this is the first in a series of posts that will be written with a little more reflection and the benefit of hindsight.

First, a brief primer on Patagonia. Most people know it as the inspiration for the famous outdoor clothing company and their logo. The company was founded in 1973 and its logo is the outline of Mount Fitz Roy in the border between Chile and Argentina. You may recognize it from one of our photos.

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Three Days of Beauty in Glacier National Park

A few days before we planned to leave on our Montana road trip, a lightning strike started the Howe Ridge fire in Glacier National Park.  The fire quickly grew and the west side of the park was almost immediately shut down.  The subsequent reports led us to believe the fire would not be out prior to our arrival, the west side of the park would still be closed, and the air quality would be poor due to the smoke from fires in Montana, Washington, and Canada.

As we traveled west across Minnesota and North Dakota, we experienced poor air quality.  When we arrived in Montana, it was definitely still smoky.  In fact, our Airbnb on the west side (closer to the fire) was cancelled.  We decided to enjoy our planned time on the east side of the park as best as possible and then wing it for the few days prior to our dude ranch arrival date of August 28th.

On Day #1, we hiked Siyeh Pass, which is accessible off the Going-To-The-Sun road.  We arrived early in the morning to beat the potential crowds.  When we set out, our car was the only one in the parking lot.  The hike started out by traveling through an area exploding with berries which meant BEARS!  We were both armed with bear spray but we attempted to prevent a confrontation by clapping our hands, talking loudly, and singing songs as we hiked.  Our favorite ditty was, “Go Away, Bear, We Are Not Tasty”.  It will surely become a top ten hit. Continue reading “Three Days of Beauty in Glacier National Park”

John Wayne Could Have Been A Kiwi

On day #2 of our two week adventure tour of New Zealand’s South Island in February 2013, we learned that the Kiwis are a tough bunch.  That day, our unsuspecting group of 12 set off to hike from the valley floor of the Aoraki/Mt Cook National Park to the Mueller Range.  Our first clue of the day to come presented itself when we reached a set of wooden steps.  “Just 1810 steps left” was carved into the bottom one.  Huh???  The track zig-zagged steeply up to Sealy Tarns, where we collapsed at the picnic table.

WTH?!?!?
WTH?!?!?

Half way done.
Half way done.

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Wendy in the middle of the boulder field.

Our guide Nick, who, at only 20 years old, bounded up and down the trail like a goat on speed, told us we were half way done with the uphill climb, with the next part being “easier”.  We then climbed an alpine route (not some easy to follow trail) that was marked with orange triangles on metal posts, every 100 meters or so.  It was steep and wound through alpine scrub to a large boulder field.  We had to scale some serious boulders, while keeping an eye out for the elusive orange markers, only to reach a large scree field.  It was an exhausting “two-steps up, one-slide back” climb to the top.

It was no easier coming down.  Many times, as my feet slipped out from under me or I tripped on a jagged rock, I was sure I was going to roll right down the mountain.  It didn’t help that the sun was blazing, with temperatures over 90 degrees F.

Greg and I both made it safely up and down the climb, as did about 2/3rds of our group.  Conversation at the bottom was all about how difficult the climb had been.  None of us recalled reading about such a challenging hike.  I pulled out our itinerary and discovered that this day hike was described simply as a “tough slog”.  That description can only be described as an understatement.

We noticed there were no warning signs at the foot of the trail.  No signs warning of the difficulty, the lack of water sources, or the need for a high level of fitness to safely complete the hike.  Being American, I would have expected a giant sign with all kinds of warnings, including images of a person rolling ass over tea kettle down the mountain or being squished to death by a giant boulder.  Certainly the words “proceed at your own risk” would have been prominently displayed.

We did see some people heading up who seemed quite unprepared for the physical challenge, the hot weather, or the possibility of a blink-of-an-eye change in weather.  In fact, one young girl approached us as we neared the finish and asked how long it would take to climb to Mueller Hut.  At 3:30pm, we told her it was about 4 hours away.  Off she went, dressed only in short shorts and a tank top, carrying a small backpack and no visible water.  Proceed at your own risk, dear.

This was our first exposure to New Zealand’s attitude of personal accountability.  Frankly, if you’re stupid enough to set out on a hike without proper knowledge of the track or proper equipment, then you deserve whatever happens to you.  And, don’t think you can sue someone for your own stupidity.  New Zealand’s legal systems bars most forms of personal litigation.

This is not a country where the coffee cups are (embarrassingly) printed with:  “Warning, contents are hot!”  In fact, we did not even sign a liability form prior to flying in the helicopter over Milford Sound, even though we landed on top of a glacier.  There, Amy and I, without a second thought, jumped over a crack in the snow.  It wasn’t until later that the pilot told us we probably shouldn’t go near the crack as it could widen without warning.  He wasn’t angry and seemed rather amused by our death-defying leaps.  However, I definitely got the feeling that if the crack widened and swallowed us whole, he would have just shrugged and said, “Well, what do you expect?  You were stupid enough to play around a giant crack in a glacier.”

Amy and I having fun tempting death.
Amy and I having fun tempting death.

At Key Summit, Greg and I decided we wanted to jog back down the trail to the bus, as most of the trail was perfect for running.  We checked with our guide, Amelia, who not only gave us permission, but handed us the bus keys.  I got the feeling she was impressed by our need to challenge ourselves but also expectant that should we hurt ourselves, there would be no whining or complaining.

I loved this attitude.  I loved that toughness and physically pushing oneself were valued.  I loved that we were allowed to do it even though we were part of a tour.  In America, I have no doubt we would have been managed much more closely and had our choices limited by rules and guidelines.  I loved the expectation that I would be held accountable for my own behavior.  That the consequences of my actions, whether good or bad, were mine to own.

When we discussed this attitude with several older New Zealanders, they scoffed and said the younger generation no longer believed in personal accountability; that the toughness of their generation and those before was not found in today’s softer Kiwi.  I’m not sure I believe this although we did notice the only warning signs we saw were posted at the Fox Glacier, which only opened to the public a year ago.  On the other hand, our two guides were young New Zealanders and they were tough as nails.  I can’t imagine them ever being whiny, blame placing, softies.

Our bad ass guides finally relaxing with us on the last day of the trip.
Our bad ass guides finally relaxing with us on the last day of the trip.

This rugged individualism, self reliance, and toughness brought to mind America’s Wild West, or at least Hollywood’s version of it.  I imagine John Wayne would have been quite content living on New Zealand’s South Island.

What Do You Get When…?

Some have asked about what it was like to spend seven days on the world’s tallest free standing mountain with a bunch of strangers. We were fortunate to trek with a group of amazing people without a jerk to be found among the paying customers. Sure, most people attempting an adventure like this are cut from a similar cloth, but we’ve all run across our share of rude people on the trail. In all, our team included a cop, a human resources leader, a product manager, a federal agent, a retired librarian, a Walmart associate, a chef, and a house manager. This should be the set-up for one of those “what do you get when you combine…” jokes and, of course, some say that the joke was on each of us who paid hard-earned money to sleep on the ground, eat communally in a canvas tent, and suck air through a straw with every step.

Here are a few things that I learned from this bunch on Mt. Kilimanjaro.

If you wait too long, the right time never arrives. Also, retired librarians kick ass. As the eldest member of the group, Jane scampered up rock walls like a mountain goat, putting all of us to shame. She made the trip from Colorado by herself because she “got tired of waiting” for friends and relatives to find the “right time”. Upon reaching the summit, she scattered the ashes of a hiking friend who ran out of time ten years ago.

Robin and Jane (right) – two of the toughest on the mountain

“I’m a federal agent” always sounds cool.  Mickey is a larger than life character who could have stepped right out of a Robert Ludlum novel. Over the course of the trek, we became convinced that he was really a cyborg and that one morning we’d get a glimpse of him performing minor repairs on his bionic limbs. One thing that wasn’t bionic was his huge heart. Living a “no person left behind” credo, he would give up the shirt on his back or carry every ounce of your stuff if it meant helping you get to the summit. He only LOOKED like The Terminator.

I’ll be back…

No excuses. EVERWe were all afraid of Robin, including the cop among us, who can kill with her thumbs. Robin didn’t talk much at first but she really didn’t need to. The look that said “I’ll cut you into tiny pieces and leave you for the monkeys” was plenty. Appearing at risk of being carried away by a strong wind, Robin was doubted by our American guide who questioned her ability to summit. What a foolish man. Anyone who spent ten minutes with Robin knew that she would find a way to the top. Following her Aunt’s early advice to fulfill a bucket list, she saved money from her job at an Arkansas Walmart, traveled to Africa solo and climbed to 19,340 with seven others who were certain that she might kill them in their sleep. In the span of days she went from feared serial killer to great friend.

Arkansas Tough

Not all Germans are humorless.  That’s not a joke. We met a REAL German with a REAL sense of humor. His name is Klemens the Chef. When he’s all cleaned up, he looks like Chris Noth, the actor who played Mr. Big on the TV show Sex in the City. It’s a good thing he was accompanied by his wife of 20-something years, the other half of the second most awesome couple on the trip. Otherwise, all of the single women may have forced poor Klemens to dance for dollar bills at high altitude. Unfortunately, we couldn’t cajol Klemens into putting on a chef hat and cooking a meal for us on the mountain. Apparently, the only funny German on the planet has his limits.

Klemens the Chef

Chris Noth the Actor – or is he???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Goofy isn’t just a Disney character. When Bev and I reviewed the packing list from our guide company, we checked off every item. Graciella, a house manager who works with her comic German chef husband, read the same document and interpreted it as “a guideline”. Surely, “hot water bottle” was supposed to be on the gear list and the absence of “Depends” must have been an administrative oversight. A kind-hearted soul, she packed enough gear for the entire group but somehow managed to remain under the strict weight limit.

“Sure – I have some pizzas in here. How many do you want?

Some of the greatest adventures are a result of drinking wine and hearing someone say “I’m thinking of (fill in the blank).”  Especially when that someone is named Tom Erceg, who has completed Ironman races, trekked in the Himalayas, and ridden a bicycle across the United States. Thanks for letting us share your birthday adventure, Tom! You’re a pretty good guy for a Raiders fan.

I am ADVENTURE MAN!

Love can survive extreme conditions.  Bev and I are fans of the show “The Amazing Race”, a reality TV show with teams of two competing in a race around the world. We mock couples who audition for the show as “dating” couples testing their compatability under physical and emotional stress. Nearly all of them fail that experiment. Kilimanjaro was our mini-Amazing Race. Tent? No problem? Shared pee bottle? No problem? Limited dental hygiene? Gross, but no problem. Working as a team in high altitude? No trouble. We’ve seen worse and I wouldn’t want to go through it with anyone else.

No adventure too big for us