Bike Across America – Day 39

Thursday, July 27, 2017

Start: Birch Run, Michigan
End: Port Huron, Michigan
Mileage today/cumulative: 88 / 2,873
Elevation Ascended: 1,152′
Weather: Rain, 69° at start; rain, 75° at finish
3D Relive Video (approx. 1 minute)

Here is the opening paragraph of the letter I want to send to the fine state we’ve spent the past three days in:

Dear Pure Michigan:

Enclosed is an invoice covering the full cost of two new bicycles, which will be necessary if my wife and I must ride one more mile on your terrible roads. I will also be forwarding all medical bills for physical therapy and massages required to restore feeling in our hands and buttocks. For your information, asphalt is not supposed to look like a cracked eggshell, nor should it have potholes that can swallow children and small pets. Also, no other state has turned its entire road system into a vehicle durability test track. And here’s an idea – if you weren’t paying your college head football coach nine million dollars a year, you could repair some roads.

I’m sure that Michigan has a great deal of stuff to see and experience, but we’ve been too busy trying to keep our bikes upright. This is not a place we will be returning to with our road bikes. Today, we rode through some nice towns and pretty countryside. As we entered Port Huron, it was clear that there is a concentration of wealth here. One of our SAG stops was in the town of Yale and, by chance, the Traveling Vietnam Memorial Wall was set up in the same park. This is a full replica of the Wall in Washington D.C. but on a slightly smaller scale. Just like the permanent version, the traveling one includes the names of all 55,000+ American service personnel who died in Vietnam. It was set up in Yale just this morning and will be there only through the weekend, so we were fortunate to see it.

We also stopped to see a unique 9/11 Memorial at the Brown City Fire Department. It included a beam recovered from the World Trade Center and honored the 343 firefighters who died in the terrorist attacks. We did not know that pieces of the WTC had been given to cities for memorials. In fact, the New York Port Authority had a nearly 10-year-old program to give out 9/11 artifacts to municipalities and nonprofits that requested them. Recipients of the relics must agree to display the items publicly. The Port Authority has given remnants to some 1,500 entities nationwide, including public-safety departments, first-aid squads and schools. Additionally, several went to Canada, England, Italy and Germany.

These two memorials seemed appropriate for a rainy, overcast day. Michigan has been a nice state to power through but now we grab our passports and head into Canada!

A nice Team Pea photo from yesterday, courtesy of the ABB staff.
The Millington, Michigan water tower. Photo credit Martin Stabler.
The Brown City, Michigan 9/11 Memorial
The Traveling Vietnam Memorial Wall in Yale, Michigan.
The Blue Water Bridge, which we will cross into Canada tomorrow morning. Photo credit Martin Stabler.
A little muddy and grimy at the end of our ride, but she’s still my super hot wife!

Bike Across America – Day 38

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

Start: Mt. Pleasant, Michigan
End: Birch Run, Michigan
Mileage today/cumulative: 74 / 2,785
Elevation Ascended: 653′
Weather: Sunny, 63° at start; partly cloudy, 75° at finish
3D Relive Video (approx. 1 minute)

On paper, today should have been an effortless 74 miles. Little elevation, cool temperatures, and low humidity. Alas, it was not meant to be. Strong headwinds and poorly maintained roads made for a more challenging day. The lack of variation in terrain and scenery is fueling a desire to get across Michigan as quickly as possible. No mountains or anything resembling a hill. No interior lakes and only one small crossing over the Flint River. Yesterday we were looking forward to what Michigan had to show us. Now that we’ve seen it, we’re ready to get into Canada and New England. We have one more day in Pure Michigan and it sounds like we’ll be pleasantly surprised with more sights between here and Port Huron.

This rolling extended family of 40+ cyclists has been together now for over five weeks and many are growing weary of the grind. Tempers are getting a little shorter and while civility still reigns, anyone who was mildly irritating in Oregon is now extremely annoying. We’re happy each morning when we get on our bikes (even in Michigan with a headwind) but we’re tiring of hotels, living out of duffel bags, and eating an unhealthy diet. Also, I could live for 50 more years and be happy to never see another Golden Malted Waffle Maker. The grind isn’t taking a toll on our relationship – we still love traveling together and are a good team, but we’re also looking forward to being in our home and getting back in our routine.

In the meantime, we still have about 900 miles to go. That sounds small after what we’ve already done!

A motley bunch of cyclists getting final instructions before luggage load this morning. Photo credit Martin Stabler.
Interesting barn advertisement, given that tobacco isn’t grown here.
Our only SAG stop was at a farm owned by a family that restores old tractors as a hobby. They graciously let ABB set up on their property every year.
Farmer Greg
Farmer Bev

Bike Across America – Days 36 and 37

Monday, July 24, 2017 / Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Start: Manitowoc, Wisconsin
End: Ludington, Michigan
Mileage /cumulative: 7 / 2,598
Elevation Ascended: 0′

Start: Ludington, Michigan
End: Mt. Pleasant, Michigan
Mileage today/cumulative: 113 / 2,711
Elevation Ascended: 3,202′
Weather: Sunny, 53° at start; partly cloudy, 78° at finish
3D Relive Video (approx. 1 minute)

A trip like this requires creating a daily routine that can be done in the most fatigued state. It prevents leaving things in hotel rooms, enhances efficiency, and keeps us on schedule every morning. We are semi-robotic in our routine and when it’s disrupted, everything feels out of sorts. That’s how things were yesterday, our fourth rest day. Instead of sleeping in and having the day to ourselves, it was up early for breakfast, load luggage, ride our bikes around the dying town of Manitowoc, Wisconsin, before going to the ferry terminal where we waited around for two hours to take a dreadfully boring four hour ferry ride across Lake Michigan. Fortunately, the weather was nice enough to sit on the deck for most of the ride, because going below deck, even to use the restrooms, was barf-o-rama. The ferry arrived late in Ludington, Michigan and we lost an hour somewhere in the middle of the lake when we crossed into the Eastern Time Zone. Then it was a mad rush to disembark the ferry, get our bikes, and ride the three miles to the hotel, with a quick stop for a photo at the “Welcome to Pure Michigan” sign, before dark. I don’t know where the state of  Impure Michigan is but I’m glad we’re not riding through it. We arrived at the hotel at 8:45 and ran across the road to get Subway sandwiches (gag) for dinner. Finally, back to our room to prepare for today’s 113 mile ride.

After all of the chaos and boredom of yesterday, it was a joy to get back on our bikes. We had a pretty fast group of five riders today and our route from Lake Michigan to the Canadian border is flattening out. Less farmland, more trees; fewer rollers and more flat road. We’ve also left “Minnesota nice” far in the rear view mirror. We are definitely in “Michigan cranky” country. People here just aren’t as friendly as those Minnesotans, whose ancestors probably arrived in Michigan and said “gosh darn it, why the heck are these people so cranky? Let’s keep going west.” Regardless, we’re enjoying the countryside and looking forward to what else Michigan has to show us for the next two days.

And, finally, the 2017 Tour de France has ended but our Tour de America continues. The pros rode 21 stages; we are riding 45. They rode 2,200 miles; we are riding 3,650. They ride on closed roads; we navigate traffic all day. They have team nutritionists and chefs; we eat Holiday Inn breakfasts, Dairy Queen, and hotel banquet chicken and pasta. The pros are a bunch of wimps.

Bev chasing Deb and our tour leader, Judy. Greg is out of the frame, chasing all three of these strong women (from Day 35)
Thank you, Wells Fargo, for the ride-up ATM.
Their sign was the prettiest thing in all of Manitowoc, Wisconsin.
County courthouse in Manitowoc, Wisconsin
Waiting for the Courthouse Pub to open for lunch before the interminable boat ride.
Pre-ferry ride beer (and food on the way)!
The SS Badger, our transport across Lake Michigan.
Glad we didn’t need this. It would have been ugly.
Team Pea and our friend Deb, happy to be off the boat and in Pure Michigan.
Bev SO wanted this t-shirt but the shop was closed.
Best doughnut shop branding ever.

Bike Across America – Day 35

Sunday, July 23, 2017

Start: Fond du Lac, Wisconsin
End: Manitowoc, Wisconsin
Mileage today/cumulative: 61 / 2,591
Elevation Ascended: 1,285′
Weather: Sunny, 71° at start; partly cloudy, 82° at finish
3D Relive Video (approx. 1 minute)

Happily, today was a short ride through Wisconsin dairy land. The beginning of the ride featured Lake Winnebago and the end brought us to the shore of Lake Michigan, which will take four hours to cross by ferry tomorrow.

For the most part, today’s ride was about getting to the hotel in time to do laundry. Ride, grab luggage, change into street clothes, and taxi to the laundromat. “Rest day” is a misnomer because there are always a million things that need to be done. The butt is the only part that gets a rest.

We’ve completed the fourth leg of this journey (two to go!) and seen all kinds of farm animals. Bev greets all of them. Hi cows! Hi horses! Hi goats! Good morning chickens! Yesterday she yelled “Hi pig!” and it squealed in return. Occasionally, a cow will moo back at her. It’s like riding with a hot Dr. Doolittle. Riding along and hearing Bev call out to all of the animals always makes me smile. It’s also nice to see animals that don’t chase us on our bikes.

It’s hard to believe that we’ll be in Niagara Falls in a week. This trip keeps going by quickly.

A pre-ride bike socks fashion show?
An early stop at a lighthouse on Lake Winnebago.
We’re in Amish country.
HI BEV! Thanks for saying hi to us llamas, chickens, and goats.
Greg and our friend Deb rolling across Wisconsin.
Bev with her pal Chris (R) and his new tandem leader, James. Bev adores Chris and I think it’s mutual.

Bike Across America – Day 34

Saturday, July 22, 2017

Start: Mauston, Wisconsin
End: Fond du Loc, Wisconsin
Mileage today/cumulative: 95 / 2,530
Elevation Ascended: 2,608′
Weather: Foggy, 67° at start; partly cloudy, 78° at finish
3D Relive Video (approx. 1 minute)

When we booked this tour last year, I mentally circled this day on the calendar. I didn’t know the exact date we would get to experience the life-changing event that I so eagerly anticipated but then, when the route sheets were handed out, there it was. Mile 55. The American Legion Wisconsin Brat Fry.

When I was a kid in the 1960s, my Dad traveled to Chicago every July and came home with fresh bratwurst to cook on the grill. Back then, there was no internet and very limited mail order business for meat, so getting fresh Midwest brats was a huge deal. All of these years later, I can still remember how they tasted. Every ballpark brat pales in comparison but today I was going to experience heaven in a bun. As for Bev, she would never eat a bratwurst in the middle of a 95 mile ride, but, hey, she ate cheese curds on yesterday’s ride, so there was hope that she would join me in this culinary delight.

As we approached the small town of Princeton, Wisconsin, we could smell those heavenly sausages – and we were over a half-mile away. And then, there it was. Wisconsin’s Best Brats (so the sign said)!  Yes, I’ll have the 1/4 pound bratwurst with potato salad and beans! It was as good as I remember. Even Bev succumbed to peer pressure and ordered a brat, which she promptly covered in sauerkraut and mustard. Wisconsin = bratwurst, cheese curds, and Spotted Cow beer. Well done, Wisconsin.

As for the ride itself, it was an easy 95 miles of beautiful dairy land with ideal riding conditions at a casual pace. People here take great pride in their gardens and we saw some elaborate ones. It also seems that everyone owns an ATV and a snowmobile. In fact, there are marked snowmobile trails everywhere, often paralleling the road.

One more ride tomorrow before we spend a rest day taking a ferry across Lake Michigan. The tour keeps on rolling!

Greg and our friend Jack Markell, the former Governor of Delaware, in Montello, Wisconsin.
Weedy Mike, Greg, and Deb at a patriotic barn. And, no, the image isn’t reversed.
Wisconsin’s Best!!
Who needs ambience when you’re serving Wisconsin brats?
The bratmeister. Photo credit Martin Stabler.
One day, cheese curds; the next day, bratwurst. It’s a slippery slope.